sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
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once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
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why is it called “coming out of the closet”? what were u doing in the closet anyway??
not to be racist but my best friend is gay and i do not think she would appreciate that comment.
since when is homosexuality a race
She said she wasn’t being racist do you even read
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